Lolz~~~~

Caller: Hello, can i speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No! I want to speak to Annie Wan!Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I am Sum Wan (someone) and i need to talk to Annie Wan. It's urgent!

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone, but what is this urgent matter about?

Caller: @#$... just tell my sister Annie Wanthat ur brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! What is your name?

Operator:I am Saw Lee(sorry)!

Caller: Yes! You shoold be sorry. Now give me your name!!!

No-Eyed Deer.....??????

Here's a story.... It's quite funny and interesting~~ Put some time on it and you will find it is really interesting : )

There was a deer,

The deer was blind,

It was a no-eyed deer.

The deer broke its leg

It was replaced with steel

It became a steel-no-eye deer

it fell once more and broke its ball

Oh Shit a steel-no-fucking-eye deer

After reading ,do u really understand what am i trying to mention at....?

Nevermind. Try to read it again.....

There was a deer,
The deer was blind,
It was a no-eyed deer. ( No Idea)

The deer broke its leg
It was replaced with steel
It became a steel-no-eye deer ( Still No Idea)

it fell once more and broke its ball
Oh Shit a steel-no-fucking-eye deer

A.W.A.S~!

Had u ever see the word "AWAS" ? AWAS is a malay word tat means BE CAREFUL. It must be common for those drivers to see this word on the road, especially near the school. But why still got many accident although the caution had been given ?

My teacher then told me a joke in school. She said that, one day, her frenz and she were going to school by car. On the roadway, they had noticed tat an accident was took place in another road. They were also noticed tat near the accident got a word"AWAS". They then starter asking each others why still got accident even the AWAS had been put up. Then, one of them said, AWAS is stand for:

A=Asian
W=Women
A=Are
S=Sexy

Lolz......... Asian Women Are Sexy? The main factor of accident is the word AWAS ? I think we should put away the word AWAS on the road lor. If not then, the drivers will concentrate on the ASIAN WOMEN when they are driving.

Lolz..........!

Kemaluan~?

Juz before i start my title, i want to share a good news with all reader first. The good news is I had got 5th place below 15 years old category in the "Merentas Desa" ( an activity tat all participants have to run about 4.4 km). I juz can't believe it after i had been finished running the track that reach 4.4km. On the halfway, my mind juz come out with a word "GIVE UP!". But after some encouragements from my friends, i juz finished the track.

I had join a tuition class that is locate next to my house since last two years. In the tuition, there were a lot of funny incidents. On last Saturday,i went to join in the tuition class. My teacher told us about a funny story. He said tat he got a student wrote a sentence according to a pic (a boy stand on a stage and present a story).

The sentence is:
Murid itu menunjukkan kemaluannya di atas pentas. (the student is shy on the stage).

As i reading this sentece, i didnt realise tat got anything wrong. But after my teacher told me tat the word " KEMALUAN" means "Zakar". THE CLASS LOUD OF LAUGHT..............!

if you still dun understand, i'll translate it to english

A student is showing his penis on a stage.

Dun be choke if you're eating.........!

Hapi chinese new year NEAR~~~

I have been about half year i didn't blog since the last blog. After a few days later , the DOG will going to replace the CHICKEN and becomes the new "protector" of this year ( if follow the chinese calendar). As the chinese, of course i feel happy with this great festival. My granma's house got a lots lof fireworks . All these things are juz suitable for the children ( including me although i oledi 15 years old ^^ ). As usual i can get a lots of angpau too. The most important matter is my relatives that are seldom meet to each other, will also come back and gather in my grandma house. All the children play together and the aldults are chatting together. That is so warmly and nice~~~!

Next President of Malaysia( NAJIB )?

do u know the first prime minister of mlsia? yeah was Tunku Abdul Rahman and following was Abdul Razak.And then was Hussein Onn and Dr. Maththir. And now, the prime minister of Mlsia is Abdullah Badawi. If u difficult to remember the president name,here got some clues. Toi remember their name u juz only need to remember the firs prime minister's name,Abdul Rahman.

Rahman (First prime minister of mlsia)
Adul Razak ( Second prime minister of mlsia)
Hussein Onn (Third prime minister of mlsia)
Mahathir (Fourth prime minister of mlsia)
Abdullah Badawi (Prime minister of mlsia now)
N???? (Prime minister of mlsia) future?

N will be what ? I guess N will be Najib (Deputy Prime minister now). Is it amazing ? Prime minister can be listed by a word " Rahman".

Sports and Study/Work ?

I think nowadays most of the pupils and ppl is put more time on study and work. They dun have any time to sport. They always keep wokimng and studying. So nowadays many ppl sick. Actually they should get some times to do some sport. That can be jogging. So Sport also important for us in our life. WE should usually do some sports! Isn't it?